Shields? Umm no thanks I know how to fly

+39 LOL!

Not quite sure you understand. I'M MARRIED TO A WIZARD PRINCESS.

+30 LOL!

I don't need to be replaced by a younger actor in new movies.

+26 LOL!

You love me? I know.

+25 LOL!

My hetero life-mate is 7 feet tall and shoots a laser crossbow

+25 LOL!

I don't always shoot, but when I do, I shoot first

+21 LOL!

And I thought Trekkies smelled bad... on the outside!

+17 LOL!

Set phasers to what?!

+16 LOL!

Fix my ship with a wrench and a punch.

+15 LOL!

I'm a spice smuggling space pirate. You're just a butt pirate.

+14 LOL!

I once joined a military. Decided it wasn't my thing and became a bad ass. What do you do again? Oh, yeah! Take orders.

+10 LOL!

I save my friends. Kirk kills them by accident or on purpose

+10 LOL!

I own my ship.

+9 LOL!

Hokey rules and morals are no match for a blaster at your side

+9 LOL!

No one rips my shirt unless I ask them to

+8 LOL!

Kirk wrestles green aliens, I shoot them in the face

+7 LOL!

Fought the Gorn? I took down Boba Fett while I was mostly blind.

+6 LOL!

Vulcans don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose.

+6 LOL!

I do my own dirty work. Kirk just dirties the sheets with random lifeforms.

+5 LOL!

I can kiss a wookie anytime I want

+4 LOL!

What's that Han, you almost lost your girl to her brother?

+32 LOL!

Let me know when you win a no-win scenario.

+23 LOL!

When you be beatin it to Leia porn, I be out fightin the Gorn.

+21 LOL!

Oh hai alien diplomat. Is your daughter legal yet? Oh awesome

+19 LOL!

Mother f***in' Judo chop!

+17 LOL!

Don't make me invent gun powder on your ass

+16 LOL!

I gots bitchz in every sector

+15 LOL!

Oh, you use a blaster? Guess they don't teach hand-to-hand in Scoundrel School.

+14 LOL!

12 Parsecs? Priceline will get you there in 6 and find deep discounts on hotels and car rentals. Now that's negotiating.

+13 LOL!

Flying drop kick!

+12 LOL!

I command an army of uniformed men and women. Not a sasquatch.

+9 LOL!

I don't always send red shirts to their death, but when I do, it's for plot reasons

+9 LOL!

I don't have bad credit

+8 LOL!

1 Parsec = 3.08567758 × 10^16 meters. Dumbass.

+7 LOL!

I also shoot first

+7 LOL!

12 Parsecs? Priceline will get you there in 6 and find deep discounts on hotels and car rentals. Now that's negotiating.

+6 LOL!

I've beaten monsters, evil empires, and space gods, and I didn't have to shoot under the table to do it.

+5 LOL!

Set phasers to stunning.

+4 LOL!

I don't need to spray my sidekick with Febreeze

+4 LOL!

I made gunpowder and built a cannon out of bamboo while an alien lizard was bearing down. Cause I'm the damn Captain!

+3 LOL!

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